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Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Synopsis: Well, Harry’s like, “oh my god, why are people expecting me to do something crazy like fight Voldemort, I have bigger things to deal with, like, I’m totally into my best friend Ron’s little sister Ginny cause she’s like, smart and funny and attractive, plus she’s got really good skin, but she’s dating this other dude and my heart is in pieces whenever I see them snogging cause she should totally be with me cause I’m the Chosen One, and it drives me insane that she isn’t” and Hermione’s like, “I’m totally into Ron and would do anything and everything for him, but he’s going out with Lavender who’s a crazy bitch, and they’re always like totally making out in front of everyone and I cry every night but he’s just whatever, and Harry’s like boohoo I’m in love with Ginny Weasley, which I don’t care about, and my life is SO HARD” and Ron’s like, “whatever babe, I’m a jock”. Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore. Continue reading

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