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Review: He’s Just Not That Into You

Deceptively happy poster for a SOUL-CRUSHING MOVIE

Deceptively happy poster for a SOUL-CRUSHING MOVIE

Synopsis: An all-star cast including relationship gurus like Jennifer Aniston goes through a series of romantic misadventures, which is code for “soul-crushing events that seem more likely to happen to you now that you’ve seen this movie and therefore whatever hopes you had about love or relationships are destroyed because now you know that he/she’s just not that into you! You fail at life.” Also, it takes place in Baltimore. Did you seriously expect a happy movie? Continue reading

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