TEATIME FUCK YEAH

WARNING THERE MIGHT BE SOME BAD LANGUAGE IN THIS POST. OH WAIT, IT’S ALREADY IN THE TITLE. WHATEVER.

SO TODAY I WAS AT THIS ALL-DAY CONFERENCE LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF ACADEMIC TYPES TALKING BLAH BLAH BLAH WAY OVER THEIR DESIGNATED TIME LIMITS, SO I STOPPED LISTENING AND DREW A PICTURE OF THREE TIE FIGHTERS CHASING AN X-WING IN THE SHADOW OF THE SECOND DEATH STAR. BECAUSE THE BATTLE OF ENDOR ISN’T ABOUT THE MON CALAMARI CRUISERS FIGHTING STAR DESTROYERS AND SHIT LIKE THAT, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE. AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE EWOKS, THAT’S OFFENSIVE. ROGUE SQUADRON FTW. ALSO I WASN’T FEELING LIKE DRAWING MON CALAMARI CRUISERS BECAUSE I HAD JUST EATEN LIKE TEN MACARONS AND THOSE CRUISERS LOOK KINDA LIKE MACARONS WITH LITTLE MACARONS STUCK ON THEM. LIKE SOME STUPID DECORATION YOU’D SEE IN SOME HIGH SOCIETY MANHATTAN SOCIALITE SEX AND THE CITY BULLSHIT. BUT HEY, THOSE MACARONS WERE DELICIOUS. LIKE, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TAKE FIVE COOKIES, EAT TWO, THEN PUNCH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU BECAUSE THERE’S ONLY ONE COOKIE LEFT AND YOU THINK THEY ATE THE OTHER TWO BUT YOU REALIZE THAT YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY ATE THOSE AS WELL? YEAH IT WAS LIKE THAT.

SO THE PANEL ENDED AROUND 4 , AND THAT’S LIKE TEATIME SO I WAS LIKE “TEATIME FUCK YEAH” AND MADE MY WAY TO THE FANCY REFRESHMENTS TABLE AND MADE MYSELF A CUP OF ROOIBUS TEA BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD AND HAS ANTIOXIDANTS AND OTHER SHIT THAT’S GOOD FOR YOU. AND IT WAS AWESOME BECAUSE THE TEABAG WAS ALL FANCYPANTS AND MADE OF SILK AND PROBABLY COST LIKE SIX DOLLARS A CUP AT THE VERY LEAST IF YOU ORDERED IT IN A CAFE OR SOMETHING. BUT IT WAS FREE, SO IT DIDN’T COST THAT MUCH. BUT TEATIME WITH JUST TEA IS LIKE WWII WITH JUST THE GERMANS. DON’T FORGET THE JAPANESE, DUDE. OR IN THE CASE OF TEATIME, FINGER FOOD. SO I GOT LIKE TWO OF THOSE BITE-SIZED SANDWICHES WITH CUCUMBER AND SMOKED SALMON BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, ONE OF THEM ISN’T ENOUGH AND MORE THAN THREE OF THEM ON A PLATE MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MOOCH. AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MOOCH DURING TEATIME. AND I ALSO GOT SOME BREAD CIRCLE THING TOPPED WITH TURKEY SALAD AND LEAVES, AND SOME BISCUITS THAT LITTLE GIRLS ONLY DREAM OF WHEN THEY PLAY TEATIME WITH THEIR DOLLS.

SO I WENT BACK TO MY SEAT AND LET THE TEA BREW TO GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF, BUT NOT TOO LONG CAUSE THEN IT TASTES DISGUSTING AND WHY’D YOU DO THAT ANYWAYS? SO YEAH, I DRANK THE TEA, ATE THE SANDWICHES, ATE THE BISCUITS AND FELT AWESOME. TEATIME IS AWESOME.

I JUST FOUND GUM IN MY POCKET. THAT’S SO COOL.

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One response to “TEATIME FUCK YEAH

  1. all i have to say is FUCK YEAH!

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