In the vein of great insults like “cheese-eating surrender monkey” I bring you…
“Panda-hugging appeaser”
"IF YOU LOVE CHINA SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT YOU PANDA-HUGGING APPEASER?"*
Great way to describe that friend who’s learning Mandarin and Chinese culture and politics despite not being an Asian/yellow fever-haver because China’s a rising superpower and all that, no?
* On a vaguely related note, apparently you can go hug pandas in an all-you-can-hug pandafest at the Wolong Panda Club in Sichuan for just $130! WHO WANTS TO GO TO SICHUAN?!
Being Arbitrary 