I believe that dreams reveal your greatest subconscious fears and desires. Therefore, from my most recent nightmares, I have concluded that what I fear most are
1. Overwhelming amounts of work that I can’t really start or finish.
2. Getting into a whirlwind romance with a beautiful auburn-haired girl that somehow leads me to propose to her spontaneously and figure out the logistics of getting married next week (read commitment).
3. Getting called out by Tina Fey on my lack of humor.