If Music Were Food: Bon Jovi

I was going to make a clever pun based on one of their song titles, but never mind.

If music were food, Bon Jovi would be a sloppy joe.

Mmmm...a food for the working man

You know, that good ol’ working class comfort food that consists of some red meat substance slapped between two hamburger buns that you’ve been eating since Larry King knows when? It sure ain’t healthy for you, and you wouldn’t be caught eating one in the company of cultured people, but nothing feels quite as good as a greasy sloppy joe on those long road trips through the heartland of America, and you know you’re excited when you see one on the menu of some smalltown diner. So the next time you feel like you’re livin’ on a prayer, and you don’t know if you’re dead or alive, a sloppy joe’ll be there for you, so take a bite and have a nice day!

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