Some Random Plane Thoughts

“You know, I’d request for a vegetarian meal on a flight just for the special treatment that I’d receive, but I don’t think that I hate myself enough to try a vegetarian in-flight meal.”

“Listening to music with earphones while unfolding one of those staticky airplane blankets is almost as pleasant as chewing on tin foil while you have braces on.”

“The in-flight blankets provided on long hauls are little more than really big napkins for the in-flight meals. Especially during turbulence.”

“Why aren’t nail clippers allowed on airplanes? Has someone committed murder with one? Is that even possible?”

“How do planes always take off behind schedule yet manage to arrive ahead of time?”

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