In The Year 2019

Disclaimer: The author does not have the knowledge to speak authoritatively on the following subject. So he’ll just speak on the following subject.

In the year 2019, South Koreans will have developed a mobile telecommunications device that will be able to function as a printer for tickets, a taser to be used against sexual offenders, an air-freshening device, a shaving razor usable in the shower, a welding device for heavy industry usage, and a teleportation device that will allow you to send actual roses via SMS and physically harm people while calling them. It’s true, I saw it on TV.

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