Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Actually, the summers here are often quite stifling
Unpredictable and moody
You get sick of them after a couple of hours
Especially when they suddenly become horribly weepy
And ruin your perfectly good laundry
And the nights are as bad as the days
Bloody insects everywhere, never letting you go to sleep
The humidity’s always so clingy and needy
God, I can’t stand a summer’s day.
Unless this is what you wanted?