Religious Persecution

In an attempt to get out of my family’s weekly attendance of Mass, today I declared my independence from the Roman Catholic Church and my conversion to the Catholic Church of St. Patrick the Azure, which did not require adherents to the faith to attend Mass. My parents laughed, ignored what I said about my newly discovered faith, and drove us to attend Roman Catholic Mass against my will. I guess I should have told them before I got into the car. And that was the brief history of the Catholic Church of St. Patrick the Azure.

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