OMG I’m psychic

So this morning I woke up and because I like to be an irredeemable bum before Singles Awareness Day, I was planning on wearing my pajamas all day. But for some reason, I felt like I should wear my Arcade Fire shirt, I don’t know why. And now they’ve gone and won the Grammy for Best Album. I must have totally called it.

RIP Brian Jacques

I’ll always remember you as the man who convinced me that scones were delicious. I raise a glass of dandelion and burdock cordial in your honor.

It’s pronounced brusKetta

sKedule, and sKool.

Either that or bruSHetta, SHedule, and SHool.

Take your pick.

Liam Neeson continues to destroy European cities

In his new movie Unknown, Liam Neeson plays “Dr. Martin Harris [who] awakens after a car accident in Berlin to discover that his wife (Betty Draper, whose ex-husband also stole someone else’s identity, common theme HMM?) suddenly doesn’t recognize him and another man has assumed his identity. Ignored by disbelieving authorities and hunted by mysterious assassins, he finds himself alone, tired, and on the run. Aided by an unlikely ally (Diane Kruger), Martin plunges headlong into a deadly mystery that will force him to question his sanity, his identity, and just how far he’s willing to go to uncover the truth.” And destroys Berlin in the process.

First it was Paris in Taken, now Berlin? I can’t wait till he destroys Rome in Forsaken, where he plays Elliot Johnson, who is on vacation with his wife until she mysteriously disappears in the middle of the night. Hounded by shadowy government agents, he inadvertently uncovers a global conspiracy/criminal ring while searching for his wife, who is the key to everything. Something like that.

Impressions of Tron: Legacy

"Kevin Flynn was able to build this in a cave..."

"WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!!"